I’m in Nicaragua now. The sun is, well, hot. I’m sweatin’ like a glass of iced tea in the July summer.
Things I’ve discovered:
1. Rocking chairs look more comfortable than they are.
2. I am a horrible haggler. When I offer a price and the vendor counters, I fold quicker than I can blink. It makes me feel like a failure. I do not like that feeling.
3. In an American run coffee shop, when you plug in your electronic device, they charge you for “power”. I don’t know how I feel about this.
4. The men in Nicaragua are hypnotizing. Their velvety cocoa arm muscles have me in such a state, arms outstretched with drool spilling down my chin. Night of the Living Dead: Beachfront Edition.