I’m leaving for a 5-day bike tour in West Virginia. I’ve never done something like this. I’m hype! On Day 1, I will ride my first 100 miler. On Day 2, I will ride 85 miles. My crotch is trying to block out Day 3-5. To survive, my friend Deanne said I needed butt cream to prevent chafing. I bought “Hoo Ha Ride Glide” thinking I’d make her proud. Later, she told me that that brand isn’t any good. Guess I’ll be walking funny to my tent.
Yes, you read that correctly. I will be camping out during this 5 day tour. Ladies and gentlemen, I will be roughing it. To prepare for the trip, I had to borrow camping gear from friends since I don’t own any. Last night, I spent the evening practicing tent set up in my living room.
This experience is going to be hilarious. I’ll update you on everything when I return from the jungle. If I return from the jungle….