I’m leaving for a 5-day bike tour in West Virginia. I’ve never done something like this. I’m hype! On Day 1, I will ride my first 100 miler. On Day 2, I will ride 85 miles. My crotch is trying to block out Day 3-5. To survive, my friend Deanne said I needed butt cream to prevent chafing. I bought “Hoo Ha Ride Glide” thinking I’d make her proud. Later, she told me that that brand isn’t any good. Guess I’ll be walking funny to my tent.

Yes, you read that correctly. I will be camping out during this 5 day tour. Ladies and gentlemen, I will be roughing it. To prepare for the trip, I had to borrow camping gear from friends since I don’t own any. Last night, I spent the evening practicing tent set up in my living room.

This experience is going to be hilarious. I’ll update you on everything when I return from the jungle. If I return from the jungle….


13 Comments

Tommy Avent · 06/28/2012 at 11:39 am

Glad you had a good trip and didn’t hear any banjo music lol. Can’t wait to read all about it.

Angel · 06/28/2012 at 2:49 am

@Ginny. I have such stories to tell. From eating breakfast lying down to riding a school bus with little old men to overhearing people’s conversations in their tent, it was a blast.

Angel · 06/28/2012 at 2:48 am

@Jessica. I did! xoxo

Angel · 06/28/2012 at 2:48 am

@Ween. It was the best week. I learned a ton, met inspiring people, and got strong!

Angel · 06/28/2012 at 2:46 am

@Tommy. I avoided the monsters. I had fun – it exceeded my expectations. I highly recommend the trip.

Angel · 06/28/2012 at 2:45 am

@Crystal. I did not know West Virginia was beautiful. I was amazed! Fell in love.

Angel · 06/28/2012 at 2:45 am

@Slomo. Hoo ha made it. She was mad at first. By Day 3, she get over it.

Ginny · 06/25/2012 at 6:22 pm

so fun!!!

Jessica · 06/24/2012 at 10:15 pm

Have fun love!

Ween · 06/24/2012 at 3:59 pm

I cannot WAIT to hear all the dets! Good luck and much love.

Slomo · 06/24/2012 at 8:17 am

I’m so excited for you and a little worried about your hoo ha (be strong). Suerte, guapa!

Crystal · 06/23/2012 at 8:11 pm

I hope you have a fabulous ride in my home state!

Tommy Avent · 06/23/2012 at 7:09 am

Watch out for the monster ‘skeeters. They grow ’em big in God’s Country(West Virginia). Have fun.

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