Never dig in your crack again
I have been fighting wedgies since 1998. Thus, I was overwhelmed with joy when I found the perfect pair of panties. (Please note: I’m saying the word panties with a British accent. So the text should actually read: pahn-ties.) These pahn-ties are low cut, stylish, and provide full bottom coverage. They come in a variety of cute stripe patterns but are also available in solid colors for my mature readers. Not only are they aesthetically pleasing, they have exceptional staying power. Perfect for ladies with a boo-tay. If you do not fall into that category, I suggest you start squatting now. These underwear have endured strength training workouts, hip hop classes, and a battery of other tests. I can bend, jump, and out run the meter maid with minimal cheek-shifting. Once you try these, you will be hooked. You can find the Gilligan & O’Malley Seamless Bikini 2-pk at Target for less than $10.
