Should you be dog-tired after exercise or DESTROYED?

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One of my clients returned to the fold to gain what was lost: perfectly formed quads. On her first day back, I gave her a look that was familiar but more intense. It said, “This ain’t the hokey pokey but you will be turning yourself around.” After three weeks under my tyranny, she began logging her soreness sessions in a journal. One session moved her in such a way she was compelled to send me a copy of that day’s entry. Here it is:

Dear Fitness Gods,

Thursday night: Hellacious training session!!! I felt it impossible to sit up, cough, stretch my legs full out and wondered if there was ever a time I’ve been this sore in all my life. I decided there wasn’t and began the 15 min process it took to turn my body onto my side so I could fall asleep.

Friday night: Doing the impossible is something I always strive for in life, but conquering the impossible feat of feeling 10 times more sore than what I felt the night before, something I could have lived without…ARGHHHH!

Saturday: Things people that want to live pain free lives don’t do. Go to bootcamp sore as hellzers! Oh and, go straight from boot camp to work. During our Fall open house, I played the role of The Hunchback of Contradiction Dance. I hobbled around the studio, walking as others put it, as if I had something lodged in my butt. D*mn it, when is this soreness going to go away!?!

Sunday: I didn’t know it was possible that I would be able to eject myself from my bed, but after 15 mins I finally emerged and went directly to rehearsal.We had to army crawl on the floor, over and over. Do you understand how that feels when your quads, inner thighs and hamstrings are on fire?? Life pretty much sucked for my body Sunday.

Monday: As I walked down three flights of stairs at 6am to do my motherly duties, I honestly felt my legs were going to give out from under me…I was sure that moment would be the last time I would ever walk again. Visions of tumbling down the stairs filled my head and had me wondering whether it’d be so bad to be paralyzed from waist down, because at least then I wouldn’t feel the burning pain emulating throughout my quads and hamstrings. I sucked it up and walked back up the three flights of stairs (record time 8 mins). Then I went to work, then tech rehearsal, then taught two classes, and performed at the Kennedy Center. I promise you, I think heaven sent down angels to control my legs that day.

Today: I can finally pull myself to my feet without intense muscle soreness. Not that the soreness is gone, it’s just subsided enough for me to walk without cursing. What makes me most proud is as I sit here on my couch writing this and looking at my legs crossed one over the other, I see muscles that I’ve never seen before. And that makes it all worth it.

My client sent this to me because she knows I find her immobility slightly entertaining. While I do not plot to make a client sore, I do believe in working them hard! Sometimes my training sessions lead to the Delayed Onset of Muscle Soreness (DOMS) and sometimes they don’t. It depends. Is this a new exercise? Is this more weight? Is this a test day? Is this an unfit client? Any of these can contribute to DOMS. Personally, I like being sore. When I can’t sneeze, laugh, or roll out of bed because of a killer ab workout, I feel accomplished. Yes, I will wince and grunt and question my chosen profession but I will also revel in my soreness bragging about how long it took me to become normal again. However, DOMS is enough to make some people shy away from exercise. Where do you stand?

Do you equate the level of post-workout soreness with the effectiveness of your workout? Or does soreness deter you from exercise? Some say “no pain, no gain”. Thoughts?

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8 Essential Workout Gadgets (Ouija boards did not make the list)

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A reader asks: “I know I need to lift weights but I don’t belong to a gym. Can I just exercise at home? If so, can you recommend equipment I should buy?

This is a great question. Yes! You can exercise at home and still achieve lactic acid build up, anaerobic threshold, and improved sex appeal. As a matter of fact, I’m at my desk getting sexier right now. (I’ll upload a video of that next week.)

For the person who prefers exercising in their own space or doesn’t have the time to get to the gym, here’s a list of everything one needs to get a strong, lean body sans gym membership.

8 gadgets for the perfect home gym

1. Dumbbells. To accommodate strength disparities in the upper and lower body, I recommend purchasing two pairs. Women: 5 and 10lbs, Men: 15 and 25lbs. However, if you have the luxury of living with a mate who loves strength training as much as you do, it’ll serve you well to invest in a set of adjustable weights. Now you can save space, lift heavy, then make love. Here.

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2. Stability ball. Anything that’s not done on a ball is for wimps or really old people (whom I adore and respect). If you don’t fall into either category then you should take it up a notch and get on a ball. It’s fun and you will work more muscles in less time. Be sure to get the burst-resistant kind, unless you like loud noises and butt bruises. Also, order one size up. If the height chart recommends a 55cm, get the 65cm. Trust me on this one. Here.

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3. Gliding Discs. Work your entire body using nothing but these sliding discs. You will remember muscles once forgotten. This is the best thing you’ve never done before. (If you have hand towels and a smooth surface, you don’t need to buy these.) Here.

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4. Floor mat. This is purely for comfort. If you do pushups on your knees, have sensitive palms or a tailbone that deplores abdominal work on a hard surfaces, buy this mat. It’s durable and compact. Here.

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(Note: The following items are only necessary if you want to get ripped, make your friends jealous, or find a date/lover/soulmate.)

5. Kettlebells. These are funny-shaped dumbbells only better. They disrupt the center of gravity forcing you (your core) to work harder to maintain control. Note: kettlebell exercises can be tricky to master but once you do, whoa, watch out! You’re gonna be so cut and so strong. I’m getting excited just thinking about it. Here.

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6. Jump Rope. The brand of jump rope matters little. The most important factor is the length. Err on the side of too long as you can cut the ends or wrap them around your hands if needed. To fully persuade you: jumping rope burns 730 calories per hour and likens your arms to Michelle Obama’s. Here.

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7. There is no #7.

8. Bosu. This adds versatility to your strength training and sport conditioning activities. When you step foot onto this blue dome, you will question everything you once knew. It’s fun and hard. Everything should be this way. Here.

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Now, friends, what would you add to this list? Is there someone gizmo you use that I didn’t mention? Do tell.
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A Dose of Motivation from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air

I never thought the Fresh Prince of Bel Air  would be anything more than a cool nerd who made simple albeit catchy rap songs. (Example: “This girl’s hand was steadily movin’ up my thigh. I had opened up three buttons on my shirt so far. Guess that’s why I didn’t notice that police car.”)

Today, Will Smith has turned into something major: a highly paid actor, a sex symbol, a family man, and the guy no one hates. In this video, he explains that what separates him from rest is not his superior talent rather his refusal to quit.

Watch this video every time you second guess your purpose. You can achieve anything you want to achieve!

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Educational Moment: Brain, Pike, Breathe, and Pink

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Your assignment for this week:

1. Read this Article: Strength Training Makes You Smarter. (If NY Times said it, then it must be true.)

2. Do this Exercise: Pike Pushup. This is for advanced only.

3. Download this Song. Breathe by Cinematic Orchestra. Best for chillin’, stretching, and walking.

4. Watch this Video. Pink is the epitome of strength and passion and I have a feeling she can do more pushups than me. That is both rare and remarkable. (Heads Up: Sony has removed many of Pink’s grammy performance videos because they are “violating” Sony’s copywriting policy. I hope you got a chance to see her brilliance.)

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Stripper Heels and a Six Pack. You can have it, too.

She worked out everyday for a year. She taught spin classes. She ran marathons. She had a library full of fitness and nutrition books. But her body told a different story. She wasn’t ripped. She wasn’t even close. And then something happened. Something

1. It takes a lot of courage to look in the mirror and admit you’re not in your best shape. When did you realize it?

I’ve always exercised for as long as I can remember and have always been active.  Even when I was carrying extra weight, I was training for and running marathons.  But I did notice the scale creeping up year after year, especially when I stopped the seasonal training for my marathons.  I was still eating like I was in training.  I would eat 20 miles worth of food and only run about 3-4 miles in a normal daily run.  I probably gained 15 pounds within 2-3 months after my first marathon and was not able to lose it for years.

2. Your before and after pictures are remarkable. How’d you do it?

I’ve always wanted to have a healthy lifestyle, but I really didn’t know what I was doing wrong and why I could not lose the weight.  I have more nutrition books and magazines than I can count and have tried a ton of diets, but I think all that information just confused me.  It was when I hired a trainer (and nutritionist) that I realize what my mistakes were and my body finally started to change.
When I was getting close to finishing my training for my first show, I vowed that I would never let my weight get out of control again.  I saw how my body was changing and as I became accustomed to my diet and workout, I realized that I could maintain a good part of my new lifestyle even after the competition was over.
3. What was the biggest change you had to make to get your extremely lean body?
That’s an easy question – DIET.  Diet, diet and diet!  Of course the training changed too – I am training much more intensely than I used to, but by far the biggest change was eating differently.  I had to learn to measure and weigh my food; eating out at a restaurant was basically off limits during competition training (and even now I save restaurant outings for special occasions – I cook ALL of my food), absolutely no alcohol; my carbs were limited and were all unrefined carbohydrates like sweet potatoes, oatmeal and wheat bread, but those servings were all limited and carefully portioned.  I was eating way too many carbohydrates before I learned how much I should really be eating.
4. Fitness competitions are all about big veins, tanning lotion, and stripper heels. Why did that appeal to you?
What kind of question is that? Big veins are sexy!  Seriously though, I love the look of strong, muscular women. Not she-hulk type women,  but women who have strong arms, muscular thighs, 6 pack abs are just awesome and figure competitions are the showcase for those type of women.  I knew it would be a challenge for me to compete.  Getting my eating habits under control was going to be the hardest part, but I wanted to try.  When I found trainers that trained women for figure competitions, I trusted them and followed their plans to the letter.  It’s amazing what changes can happen when you really commit to following one plan and giving 110% percent.  It was the hardest thing I’ve ever done, but also the most rewarding.
5.   I’ve had friends do it so I know fitness competitions are rewarding but also very tough. (Read: boiling chicken and dehydrating your body close to competition day). What was the hardest part for you?
Sometimes the dieting can be a little extreme right before competition.  For 2 out of my last 3 competitions, I had to drastically cut carbohydrates weeks before the show.  Actually, my last competition, I had almost no carbs at all for 2 weeks before the show.  Try working out every day for an average of 2 hours, teaching 4 spin classes a week and functioning at a full time job on zero carbs.  It’s not easy, but I do it.  Pushing myself to those extremes makes me realize how strong I am and that I can handle anything.
6.Will you compete again?
I’m already in training for my fourth competition.  Depending on how my body looks in April, I may do a show this April, but if not, I definitely have a show I want to do in May 2010.
7. I would be depressed going from super chiseled abs to just regularly abs. How do you cope with going from competition weight to you “normal” weight?
Yes! When you compete for the first time, no one really tells you that the toughest part is after the competition. You think you can go crazy and eat whatever you want when the show is over, but to watch your body transform from a really lean, ripped body to something soft is very hard to handle.  After my second show, I actually gained 22 pounds in a week from crazy salt overload.  Talk about going crazy!  It is very much a mental game and there is a very real disorder that competitors go through after a show.  It’s called post-competition blues and there are a ton of articles out there to help competitors cope afterwards.  It’s actually a very important thing to do because the strict dieting that comes with training for a bodybuilding or figure show can easily lead to eating disorders.  Binge eating is unfortunately, a very common thing for competitors to do, especially after a show, so being aware of what’s going to happen is something that is very important to know.
I love the challenge of competing in figure competitions so constantly having a show in the future keeps me focused.  There’s nothing like the fear of standing on stage in front of a huge audience of strangers in a tiny bikini and having people judge you based on how much body fat you have on your butt to get you motivated.   I’ve also learned to cook healthy foods in a way that I love.  I have a HUGE appetite and I know what foods I can eat in large quantities and not gain weight.   I love to exercise and I love the way that healthy eating makes my body feel.  I was just certified as a Zumba instructor and I also teach spin, so being in the gym every day keeps me active and prevents weight gain.  The combination of staying active and eating healthy has helped me keep almost all my weight off since I started competing.  I’m not super ripped now, but I still carry a lot of my muscle mass which makes the leaning out process a lot easier.
8. List the top 10 workout songs on your iPod.
Let’s Go Crazy – Prince
LoveGame (Dave Aude Remix) – Lady Gaga
Rock With You – Michael Jackson
Boys Wanna Be Her – Peaches
Single Ladies – Beyonce
Evacuate the DanceFloor – Cascada
Let Me Think About It – Ida Corr
Lose Yourself – Eminem
Trust a Try – Janet Jackson
They Don’t Care About Us – Michael Jackson
9. If you could eat any one food without gaining weight, what would it be?
I love, love, love anything sweet!  Chocolate chip cookies are my favorites, but any cookie will do.
10.I’ve got a sweet tooth. Help! How do I tame it but not feel deprived?
Sugar is like a drug.  When you try to come off sugar, you will have withdrawal symptoms and heavy cravings just like a drug addict.  But if you can make it through the first few days and weeks without eating sweets, a pretty amazing thing happens.  You stop craving sugar.  Things like fruits and vegetables begin to taste very, very sweet.  I remember being able to taste the sweetness in asparagus which I never noticed before because my taste buds were totally ruined by processed foods.   You learn to appreciate the clean taste of foods like cucumbers and celery.  But when I started eating sugar again, the cravings came back with a vengeance.  Weeks of clean eating can be ruined with one small cheat of a sugary, processed food.  That’s how powerful sugar is.
In the few weeks when I am weaning myself off sugar, I put Stevia in my cups of coffee, eat sugar free gum, or make little brownie cakes out of my chocolate protein powder.  I know that sounds gross, but it’s actually pretty good.  We have all sorts of tricks to help combat sugar cravings.
11. There’s a woman who’s let herself go reading this right now. What do you want to tell her?
I would want to say that it’s not easy for anybody to lose weight and eat healthy.  I still struggle with my sugar cravings every day, but I never beat myself up.  If I go off my diet plan, I jump right back on the next meal.  Not the next day, not the next week – the very next MOMENT. And it’s important to focus on the health benefits of a healthy lifestyle.  I love knowing that I can do more pushups than most people I know. I love knowing that I can run up a flight of steps and be smiling at the top. I know I’m strong, I know I’m healthy and it feels good.  It really, really feels good and it’s worth every drop of blood, sweat and tears to feel strong and happy in your own skin.  That’s why I’ll never give it up.
There are many of you who aren’t where you want to be. Francinia is proof you can make a change. And you can make that change NOW. Yes, it will be challenging but it will also be rewarding, empowering, and life changing. And then there’s the flat stomach, strong legs, and pretty arms that come with it, too.

She worked out every day for a year. She taught spin classes. She ran marathons. She had a library full of fitness and nutrition books. But her body told a different story. She wasn’t ripped. She wasn’t even close! And then this happened. 1st figure comp

Check out my interview with fitness competitor Francina Segbefia.

1. It takes a lot of courage to look in the mirror and admit you’re not in your best shape. When did you realize it?

I’ve always exercised for as long as I can remember and have always been active.  Even when I was carrying extra weight, I was training for and running marathons. But I did notice the scale creeping up year after year, especially when I stopped the seasonal training for my marathons.  I was still eating like I was in training.  I would eat 20 miles worth of food and only run about 3-4 miles in a normal daily run.  I probably gained 15 pounds within 2-3 months after my first marathon and was not able to lose it for years.

2. What was the biggest change you made to get so lean?

That’s an easy question – DIET.  Diet, diet and diet!  Of course the training changed too – I am training much more intensely than I used to, but by far the biggest change was eating differently.  I had to learn to measure and weigh my food; eating out at a restaurant was basically off limits during competition training (and even now I save restaurant outings for special occasions – I cook ALL of my food), absolutely no alcohol; my carbs were limited and were all unrefined carbohydrates like sweet potatoes, oatmeal and wheat bread, but those servings were all limited and carefully portioned.  I was eating way too many carbohydrates before I learned how much I should really be eating.

3. Fitness competitions are about big veins, tanning lotion, and stripper heels. Why did that appeal to you?

What kind of question is that? Big veins are sexy!  Seriously though, I love the look of strong, muscular women. Not she-hulk type women,  but women who have strong arms, muscular thighs, 6 pack abs are just awesome and figure competitions are the showcase for those type of women.  I knew it would be a challenge for me to compete.  Getting my eating habits under control was going to be the hardest part, but I wanted to try.  When I found trainers that trained women for figure competitions, I trusted them and followed their plans to the letter.  It’s amazing what changes can happen when you really commit to following one plan and giving 110% percent.  It was the hardest thing I’ve ever done, but also the most rewarding.

4. It’s rewarding but tough! (Read: boiling chicken and dehydrating your body). What was the hardest part for you?

Sometimes the dieting can be a little extreme right before competition.  For 2 out of my last 3 competitions, I had to drastically cut carbohydrates weeks before the show.  Actually, my last competition, I had almost no carbs at all for 2 weeks before the show.  Try working out every day for an average of 2 hours, teaching 4 spin classes a week and functioning at a full time job on zero carbs.  It’s not easy, but I do it.  Pushing myself to those extremes makes me realize how strong I am and that I can handle anything.

5. How do you cope with going from competition weight to your “normal” weight? I’d be depressed!

Yes! When you compete for the first time, no one really tells you that the toughest part is after the competition. You think you can go crazy and eat whatever you want when the show is over, but to watch your body transform from a really lean, ripped body to something soft is very hard to handle.  After my second show, I actually gained 22 pounds in a week from crazy salt overload.  Talk about going crazy!  It is very much a mental game and there is a very real disorder that competitors go through after a show.  It’s called post-competition blues and there are a ton of articles out there to help competitors cope afterwards.

Okay, now to the important questions.

6. If you could eat any food without gaining weight, what would it be?
I love, love, love anything sweet!  Chocolate chip cookies are my favorites, but any cookie will do.

7. List your top 10 workout songs.
Let’s Go Crazy – Prince
Love Game (Dave Aude Remix) – Lady Gaga
Rock With You – Michael Jackson
Boys Wanna Be Her – Peaches
Single Ladies – Beyonce
Evacuate the DanceFloor – Cascada
Let Me Think About It – Ida Corr
Lose Yourself – Eminem
Trust a Try – Janet Jackson
They Don’t Care About Us – Michael Jackson

Nice! Not only is Francina inspiring, she has good taste in music. And she’s proof that change is possible. If she can transform her body into something spectacular, so can you!

In May, I will follow Francina to her next competition and do a follow-up interview.  What questions would you like me to ask her?

(For more on Francina, visit her at The Quest for the IronLady.)

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From Gnarls Barkley to the Lion King: 21 songs for your workout

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I’m always on the lookout for workout playlists (and pickpockets). One of my readers sent me a list of 21 songs that work for her. Now, go forth and rock the party, tear the club up, drop it low, and work it out.

21 songs to make you run faster, lift heavier, and relax easier

Run Fast
1. The Queen and I – Gym Class Heroes
2. Turnin Me On – Keri Hilson
3. Numba 1 (Tide is High) – Kardinal Offishall
4. Going On – Gnarles Barkley
5. Laugh About It – N.E.R.D.
6. Number One – Jamie Foxx
7. Radio – Musiq Soulchild
8. So Glad – Chris Brown
9. Just Fine (Treat Em Right Remix) – Mary J. Blige feat Lil Wayne
10. So Much Out the Way – Estelle

Lift Heavy
11. Move (If You Wanna) – Mims
12. Black Mags – The Cool Kids
13. Mikey Rocks – The Cool Kids
14. Breathe and Stop – Q-Tip
15. Vivrant Thing – A Tribe Called Quest/Q-Tip

Cool It Now Down
16. A Capella (Something’s Missing) – Brandy (I run to this too)
17. Come Close – Common
18. Cruisin’ – Smokey Robinson
19. Ordinary People – John Legend
20. Make You Feel My Love – Adele
21. The Lion King Soundtrack

Now, it’s your turn. Put me on to something new and good. Name 3 songs that get you hype every time.

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Snowmaggedon: I still went to work

Apparently, there’s a blizzard happening in DC. I still went to work because I had clients who were willing to brave the elements to get their training session in. Dedication!

The walk to work was laborious. (You cannot trust there is ground underneath and you cannot predict where the curb is located.) I tripped several times. But no one saw me.

Did you go outside today? Are you miserable or happy to be at home?

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8 Ways to Win a Race and Fool Your Competitors

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This is a picture of Jessica (my training partner) and I before the Backyard Burn series, a foot race in the woods of Virginia, i.e., a place I would never go alone. Would you believe I won that race? My competitors couldn’t believe it either.

No one has ever feared me as a competitor because I don’t look the part–I’m not super skinny and I don’t wear Lululemon headbands.  While it was once an ego crusher, now, I embrace this nescience. I like the idea that no one expects me to win so I make it a point to appear even more “loser-like”.

If you follow the steps below (I have honed and perfected them for your using), you will both confuse and beat your competitor.

The first three steps are designed to trick the nudnicks into thinking you’re slow. The last five steps aren’t tricks rather tools essential to your victory.

8 Ways to Win A Race and Fool Your Competitors

1. Wear baggy clothing. Pick an oversized top that makes you look pregnant so no one sees the six pack lurking beneath. Notice in the picture how Jessica is wearing a fitted tank and short set. She looks like a runner; I look knocked up. No one considers me a threat.

2. Ask Questions. The more mindless the better. “Can I go to the bathroom now or do I have to hold it? Who are these other people? Do I stop at the end or keep going?” Done correctly, it works. If you laugh, break eye contact, or stutter, you will ruin everything.

3. Get Emotional. Furrow your brow, squint your eyes, ball up your fists, or tear up a little. This behavior signals to others you are unstable, tense, and (drum roll, please) not going to win. Fast people are calm. Your goal is to appear the opposite.

Now, the things you MUST do to claim the victory.

4. Train Hard. It’s not sexy but it’s the truth. Genetics get you to mile one. Hard work gets you to mile one faster. Replace your weekly wine tasting activities with intervals and speed work. This is your money maker/bread and butter/coup de grace.

5. Warm Up. This is a widely neglected rule so ignore it if you enjoy losing. Contrary to popular belief, warming up doesn’t make you more tired. It prepares you for battle. Forego it and you’ll spend part of the race doing it. Bad idea! What’s a good warm up? Jog lightly for 10 minutes then do 5-7 strides.

6. Start in Front. Go to any start line in Metro DC and you’ll find Ethiopians, Russian princesses, and 95lb pound powerhouses ready to take names. Fast forward to the finish line and watch one of the aforementioned bust through the tape. Meb Keflezighi doesn’t start in the back and neither should you.

7. Believe in yourself.

8. Have fun. You love running and everything it brings: pretty calf muscles, bright shoes laces, and VO2 maximus. Run with heart and you’ll go far.

Go get ‘em champ. I love you!

Did I miss anything? What strategies do you use to destroy the competition?

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Blueprint 3 was written so Beyonce wouldn’t get fat

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Jay-Z will never permit a chubby Beyonce to slide underneath his covers. And for that, she is lucky.

The benefits of having Jay as a husband are far-reaching. He’s a genius; he’s got a goofy laugh; and he likes red wine. Oh, and he produces music that evokes every emotion possible. On his most recent gift to mankind, he’s shaped his tunes to fit every workout possible. Thus, with him by her side, Beyonce will always be ‘working it out’. And so will we.

According to Hip hop heads/aficionados/gurus, Blueprint 3 is only “pretty good”.  As the resident fitness head/aficionado/guru, I disagree. Blueprint 3 is more than pretty good. It is the best workout CD Jay Z has dropped. There’s a song for every intensity, modality, to suit every BODY.

Here are the 5 best workout songs on Jay-Z’s Blueprint 3:

1. A Star Is Born is best for sauntering in and out of the gym.
2. D. O. A. is best for getting pumped up. “Oh my gawd, I’m about to burn a hole in this treadmill, the whole gym ’bout to wonder who I am and how many medals I have won.” Or something like that.
3. On To the Next One featuring Swizz Beats is best for anything that requires power, speed, and lungs. Read: box jumps, burpees, sprint intervals, hill repeats.
4. So Ambitious featuring Pharell is best for easy running; intervals on the elliptical; and booty-building stair stepping.
5. Venus vs. Mars is best for stretching. And other things I won’t reveal here.

What do you say? What ONE album has a plethora of songs suitable for exercising?

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Rope Sport DVD: Is it worth your time?

THE ROPE SPORT BASIC PROGRAM

It’s Real World meets Baywatch meets a jump rope master I’ve never heard of. This group is like an eHarmony me’nage a` trois: nobody knows each other but they all want the same thing.

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THE EXPERTS:
Eric Nies from Real World. Kelly Packard from Baywatch. And Louis Garcia.

Eric has had perfect abs since the days he tryed to seduce Julie in the NYC loft. That’s why I will forever welcome him in workout videos. His lean body is a testament to his work ethic (and vanity). He loves his body and so do I.

Kelly is bubbly and spry. Eric calls her “bunny” in the video (which is awkward). I can tolerate her as one of the cheerleaders during the workout but it’s hard to take instruction from her during the tutorial sections. She has no credibility other than her ability to run in a swimsuit sans wedgie.

I’ve never heard of Louis Garcia prior to the video so, naturally, I googled him. I only found him on sites promoting this DVD. If you’re the world’s greatest, shouldn’t there be a WORLD of websites raving about you? A you tube video, a personal website perhaps? I’m not questioning his credibility; I’m questioning his PR Teams mojo. His knowledge and likability trumped the need for b-list celebrity sidekicks.

THE PREMISE: “Feel like a kid again with the RopeSport Jump Rope Basic Video DVD. The RopeSport Basic puts the fun back in jumping rope and delivers a total body workout that can burn up to 1000 calories per hour! ”

THE TRUTH: You will not burn 1000 calories. You’ll barely burn 250. If you are un-coordinated or lack tenacity, prepare to be frustrated. But don’t use that impending frustration as a deterrent. The skills you gain-once you master the skills-are far-reaching. You just won’t gain them in this BASIC program.

WHAT IT DID FOR ME: I was successful on the basic drills. But when i had to do foreign jump tricks, I (ahem) struggled. I whipped my legs so many times, I wish I’d worn pants. And when I wasn’t whipping my legs, I was whipping my face. By the end of the DVD, I looked like Freddy Kreuger. I didn’t get my butt kicked but looked like I had.

PROS: It will “teach” you jump skills like the lateral hop, the lunge, the shuffle, etc.

CONS: The DVD liner says 60 minutes run time. I assumed most of it would be spent on kicking my behind. Wrong! The video is 45 minutes instructions and only 15 minutes of exercise. Uh? They spend 45 minutes showing you different jump moves, but don’t incorporate many of them into the workout. What’s the point of teaching me the specifics if I can’t practice them in real-time during the workout?? The short workout was fine but when I started to enjoy myself, it was over. I felt cheated and used. I turned off the DVD and took a cold shower.

GRADE: C-. If you want a tutorial on various jump tricks, buy it. If you are looking for an intense workout, don’t.

Have you tried this video? What did you think? What do you look for in a exercise video? What matters most to you?

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